19 Things People Swear They’ll Never Do Until They Have Kids

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It’s all so easy before you have one.

Use a leash on my kids.

Nope! You’ll never use one of these even if your kid is a “runner,” has special needs, or is deathly afraid of crowds. Not you!

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Complain about being tired.

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Gah! All the complaining from parents about being tired! You won’t do that. After six months of sleeping no more than a couple hours at a time we won’t hear a peep out of you because you know how annoying it is!

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Pack on a few extra “parent pounds.”

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Unlike most lazy parents, you’re going to rise early (after getting up every two hours through the night) and hit the gym. Good for you. Can’t wait to see it!

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Be late.

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When you have kids you’ll know that no one cares if you have to get yourself and your kids ready, spend half an hour looking for a lost shoe, and load everyone into the car. All they care about is whether you’re on time. And you will be, gosh darn it!

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